La Striscia del Giorno

La Striscia del Giorno
[senza parole]

martedì 31 agosto 2010

Tremende!

Per la gioia di Ferruccio (nerdone totale) pubblicherò per voi alcune barzellette VERAMENTE NERD!

So Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer...
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve
superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up
any resistance.

A higgs-boson walks into a church. The priest says "higgs-bosons
aren't allowed in here." The higgs-boson says "but without me, how can
you have mass?"

Ma c'è di peggio:

To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?

(This joke wasn't funny tomorrow, and it's not funny now.)

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your
kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve
neutrinos in here." The neutrino says "I was just passing through"

mercoledì 25 agosto 2010

Ministro Gelmini 2

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