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So Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer...

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium doesn't react.

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve

superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up

any resistance.

A higgs-boson walks into a church. The priest says "higgs-bosons

aren't allowed in here." The higgs-boson says "but without me, how can

you have mass?"

Ma c'è di peggio:

To get to the other side.

Why did the tachyon cross the road?

(This joke wasn't funny tomorrow, and it's not funny now.)

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your

kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve

neutrinos in here." The neutrino says "I was just passing through"